Haggar Physicists Develop ‘Quantum Slacks’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source
by Gilbert Keith
Oldie but goodie!
DALLAS–At a press conference Monday, Haggar physicists announced the successful development of “Quantum Slacks,” attractive, wrinkle-free pants that paradoxically behave like both formal and casual wear.
“With this breakthrough, pants enter a whole new dimension,” said Dr. Daniel Chang, head of the Haggar team. “Conventional notions about the properties and possibilities of slacks have been completely turned on their head.”