The best emails

by Gilbert Keith

Are composed between 9pm and 945pm on which I’ve had a good dinner and have previously worked out. This leaves very little room for an agitated moi spewing euphimistic expletives [now that's an oxymoron if I knew one] at the recipient as I hurry to communicate some information.

During the day there is almost certainly some barrage I do not want to deal with – the night it is calmer.

Gautam Kandlikar