PACE and Igor

by Gilbert Keith

What the hell? Cyclic AMP. I have a feeling that he’s going to outperform Michael next year.. Oh, and btw, if you’re playing midnight next year, don’t even think of answering that science tossup. Igor has a Ph. D. in Science, and he’s going to lock you out every single time.. even if it’s too easy. Right, Igor?

There used to be a time when I thought Igor was a douchebag. Indeed, that sentiment is clearly reflected in Igor’s writings as well. Sorry Igor. I was wrong. You are awesome.

On that note… I was failing miserably yesterday. I averaged 1 TU per round. Wow. I feel like them glory days are gettin’ over. I’ll wait for some novice tournament next year and play on an A series set.