What I am sick of

by Gilbert Keith

An ordered list

1. Busy work
2. Listening to people talk about how the body was a vessel for the soul. Nobody gives a shit now, right?
3. Having to do homeworks and rectify comma errors. I thought I had commas down good, but hell no I don’t.
4. methyl phenyl ketone. acetone. benzene carbaldehyde. NaBH4 reduction of ketones and aldehydes. Oximes and imines. and semicarbazides. OMG.
5. Grillz and Shoez. Betch.
6. Tinkers, In Re Gault, Sodomy, 1st Amendment, 4th Amendment, Appellate Jurisdiction, Judicial Review.
7. Marginal Social Costs.
8. Lack of Sleep. Collapse is a good word.
9. BEEPS. SHRILL, LOUD, IRRITATING BEEPS. GODDAMN SMOKE DETECTORS… I’m so irritated.

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